Big hole, reasonable explanations

From The AP, via Wired News: Astronomers spot a whopping big hole in the universe.

Naturally, they're baffled. But it makes perfect sense to me, a lay observer with barely a liberal arts degree from barely a university:

• This is where all unmatched socks go.
• This is where my kids' patience resides.
• This is what really happened to Amelia Earhart.
• This is where deleted Wikipedia posts go.
• This is where my hair went, and where my "spare tire" came from.
• This is where my career is probably headed. :-)

Baffled scientists, indeed.